Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast

Hi, I'm Chloe.
I am nineteen, and I am a sophomore Chi Omega at the University of Kentucky. I periodically post feminist rants.
Please feel free to talk to me. I promise I have nothing better to do. 


it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

Anonymous Asked:
these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"

My answer:








lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

Now, I’m not a racist, but here is a thought

Most blacks are criminals

Who deserve to be shot

And the white boys with machine guns

Who shoot up the schools?

Don’t call them immoral;

It’s mental illness, fools

yalll IM HOLLERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it

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I’d love you forever and ever.

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is there a universal hand sign for “sorry, i fucked up” cause that would be good while driving

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fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

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I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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